Thalassa

Near the coast, at a hip new restaurant and beach club called Thalassa, with a tan and white palette suggesting Miami or Mykonos, the wall behind the bar shined bright lights on local gin.

Three breweries had worked with the Thalassa Diving School to age what would have become 2,000 bottles’ worth of beer inside the wreck of the Kronomether, a Soviet-era ship which had been abandoned off the coast of Mar del Plata, Aregentina, in 1991, according to the report.

Naiad and Thalassa’s strange salsa — a type of repeating orbital pattern known as an orbital resonance — was likely set up in the distant astronomical past.

It zips up and down, passing by Thalassa twice from above then twice from below, a cycle that repeats whenever Naiad has lapped Thalassa four times.

This produced Neptune’s rings and its innermost moons, including Naiad and Thalassa, which serendipitously fell into their odd yet steady orbits.