Tans

Three pairs of dancers have made it to Blackpool's National Amateur Championships, but rivalries and mis-steps threaten the fixed smiles and fake tans in Amanda Whittington's Kiss Me Quickstep, Derby Theatre, 6-21 June.

Stacey and Natalie have a 32-second stare-off in a pharmacy, only interrupted when a customer asks Natalie: "Where to's your fake tans?"

“I haven’t had to alter my body in that way,” says Strong, who underwent a doctor-supervised “starvation diet” and a regimen of tanning booth visits and biweekly spray tans to match Cohn’s notoriously leathery look.

“I wasn’t burned out, I was maxed out in the experience,” Mr. Clinton said while sitting in his Upper East Side Manhattan apartment, decorated in soothing creams, tans, beiges and other neutral colors.

That’s all I’m saying,” the professional dancer, who spent 26 seasons on the show, said on the most recent episode of “Sex, Lies and Spray Tans,” her “DWTS” tell-all podcast.