Seuss

He said he wants to be like “the Lorax for cars,” citing the popular Dr. Seuss character, and hopes that his account can help the cars’ owners not only mourn but start to heal.

Monterroso Mejia’s babyish mannerisms, alongside Ferrell’s authoritative parental posture, make for some of the film’s funniest scenes, one of which involves her leisurely reading Dr. Seuss’s “Oh, the Places You’ll Go!” at the altar.

Whether such residual vision is sufficient to decode Dr. Seuss and do long division is a separate question — one advocates for the blind and school officials often disagree about.

In the wise words of Dr. Seuss, “Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It’s not.”

“I did a community relations deal with the Chiefs and read a Dr. Seuss book to a bunch of preschoolers,” recalled Kelce, who wore a towering red-and-white-striped top hat to the event.