London broil

He taught me how to do London Broil and chicken cordon bleu.

I'm going to place Beef Wellington and London Broil together because, well, what the hell is a Beef Wellington and London Broil?

On a recent stroll through the meat aisle of my local grocery store, the cheaper cuts of beef I saw included eye of round, chuck steak, “beef for stew,” cube steak, beef shoulder London Broil, bottom center roast and top round minute steak.

This has nothing to do with London broil.

I may have rolled my eyes when presented with singed scallops or engaged in ostentatious chewing to protest the texture of the London broil.