Bermudas

“I didn’t do any Bermudas,’’ Armani noted after the runway show in his central Milan villa.

“He is quite tall,” whispers Nichanian, “but he has nice legs, which is good because I wanted to do some Bermudas.”

He shrugs and puts his hands in the pockets of his Bermudas.

I slipped on my Bermudas and T-shirt over my suit.

But it was not all wintery - owing to unexpected flashes of bright red summer Bermudas.