Language Snobs Will Hate These Words

Language Snobs, Go Home!

By themselves, words can’t be right or wrong. They gain “rightness” in social context. Like coq au vin and fried chicken, there are times for keeping things casual and for gussying up. We understand that words are useful only because people use them – We don’t make them legitimate, we just reflect the way language is used.

So, let’s take a peek at听nonstandard听and informal words that have snuck into the dictionary through popular use. These words are the chicken nuggets of English鈥攎aybe not ones you鈥檇 have at a fancy dinner, but flavorful (meaningful) all the same. Word snobs might say these are utterly distasteful. But, honestly, who doesn鈥檛 sneak a chicken nugget now and then?

Alright

Alright is totally alright to use in informal writing and dialogue. It’s the chicken nugget of听all right. One of the most well-known word snobs, H.W. Fowler (who wrote A Dictionary of Modern English Usage) would roll over in his grave knowing we’re giving听补濒谤颈驳丑迟听the green light.Alright follows the form of other words recognized by dictionaries, , but some grammar resources say . If we threw out every word that was once a spelling mistake, we also wouldn’t be able to use听culprit, nickname, or pea. Sheesh.

Anyways

Anyways,听the nonstandard form of听anyway, is frequently heard in spoken conversation, but it also crops up in writing. Is the iPhone generation to blame for the “distasteful” s at the end? Not at all.听! “So, like, anyways, back to my knight in shining armor…literally...”

In conversation, if you’re not going for the drawn out “anywayyyyyy,” sometimes adding a zesty s is the best way to punctuate the adverb. Again, this is a chicken-nugget, super caj (casual for casual) way of speaking. An even better form (if you’re brave enough) is “anytoots”, but we’ll just take it one step at a time.

Conversate

Conversate听is a nonstandard word that wants to play dress up. It’s like making coq au vin out of chicken nuggets (which would be soggy, but perfectly delicious…what’s not to love about fried chicken and wine?). The word gained popularity in the 2000s, but it’s been around since the ’70s when it was created from the word听conversation.听Because converse is the gold-standard form, conversate takes a relaxed, sometimes humorous slant. It’s a great word for catchy rhymes. Need a slogan for an artsy get-together? “Create and Conversate!” Or – as we’re all about being nonstandard today – how about rewriting the definition altogether: “Conversate =听to date using the exchange of words only.”

Firstly

Firstly听holds a jaunty spot in the dictionary as a variation of the more popular first. It joins听anyways as a chicken-nugget word that’s been infuriating grammar snobs since the 1500s.

This word, like the others in the show, is a prime example of how adding a couple additional letters (i.e. meaningful English suffixes) doesn’t change the entire meaning of the word, and that’s why these nonstandard forms aren’t completely problematic. The 鈥�ly of firstly doesn鈥檛 send people into a tailspin of confusion (“Firstly!? 黑料网 does that even mean?!”).听Firstly still recognizably means first. Now, if someone said bleislvi to mean first, there鈥檇 be a major issue and the snobs could whine all they want.

Funner

This one could be听funner-up to the biggest chicken-nugget word on the list.听Funner听is a very informal substitute for听more fun, as in, “We’re having a funner time writing about nonstandard words than we thought we would.” And think about it, “We’re having a more fun time…”听sounds wrong anyway(s)!

Impactful

Impactful听is one of the chicken-nugget words language snobs love to hate. In fact, the revulsion directed at impactful is so intense, the word听warranted a lengthy “usage note” under the Dictionary.com entry.

Haters consider听impactful a “barbarous” and “ugly usage” of English. They claim the word lacks the meaning of other adjectives ending in –ful, namely that impactful can鈥檛 mean 鈥渇ull of impact鈥� because that doesn鈥檛 make sense. Ok. Does lawful mean 鈥渇ull of law鈥� or forgetful 鈥渇ull of forget鈥�? Not literally, no. BUT the 鈥�ful suffix has other denotations, like 鈥渉aving or characterized by鈥� or 鈥渁ble to,鈥� both of which could apply here: 鈥渉aving impact,鈥� 鈥渁ble to impact.鈥�

Irregardless

Roll your eyes if you want: Irregardless is a word.

There are 3 kinds of people in life: Those who become infuriated by the use of this word, those who politely smile and move on with the conversation (the ones who know听regardless听and irrespective are听standard forms, but they understand exactly what you mean, so no need to be a schoolmarm), and the ones who give no reaction (because they also don’t give a whiz).Irregardless has been around since at least the , and early examples of its use are by educated journalists. The beef with this word may have originated from its embrace of the dreaded double negative. Word snobs must only like music in which singers 鈥溾�� and croon 鈥溾�� Go ahead, let your hair down, irregardless of what anyone else thinks.